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Because let's face it, supporting someone else's laziness is way more entertaining than doing something productive with your money. Plus, think of it as an investment in the future of procrastination. Your contribution helps keep the dream of lounging on the couch alive and well. 

Your donation will go towards funding the essentials of a lazy millennial lifestyle. This includes but is not limited to, coffee for those late-night Netflix binges, delivery fees for when I can't be bothered to cook, and maybe even a new pair of sweatpants for optimal comfort. Rest assured, every penny will be put towards achieving the pinnacle of laziness. 

While I can't promise you a trophy for enabling my laziness, your generous support won't go unnoticed. Consider yourself a patron of the leisure arts, a champion of the sofa-bound, a hero to the chronically unmotivated. And who knows, maybe one day I'll get around to sending out thank-you notes. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.